Maze Runner

I remember moaning about how pedestrian-unfriendly Telford was, but I owe that town an apology because in terms of pedestrian un-navigability, Telford can’t hold a candle to Gatwick Airport.  Before you ask, no, I’m not flying anywhere, simply staying overnight in a convenient location; I’ve already driven for 5 hours today and another 230 some odd miles home today isn’t going to happen.

Anyhow, surely it’s possible to run out of the airport complex into the nearby housing estates I thought.  Well, I thought wrong.  The problem is that the whole place is designed to move large volumes, vehicular traffic in and out of the various  car parks and pick-up/set-down areas.  Next time you drive or are driven into a major airport, look around and you will see what I mean.

Doing it in the dark doesn’t help and I am very glad to have my trusty head torch!  There are footpaths (some even signed as public footpaths), but it seems that the owners of the airport are hell-bent on only doing the minimum possible to keep them passable (or even the minimum passable to keep them possible).  You have to have faith though to believe that if there is a footpath, it must actually lead somewhere!

After you take a tokenly paved path under a flyover and then navigate a tunnel under a motorway, you find yourself in the deep dark wood (this is where the head torch comes in).  In the light it’s probably a rather nice park because it has a river and a lake.  Apart from being dark, it’s quite a good path.  Then you emerge into the much sought after housing estate compete with lovey lit-up Christmas decorations!

Getting back was easier since I did have the forethought to glance behind on the way out to remember the route back.

What’s the lesson for today then?  Firstly, when exploring a new area after dark take a head torch and wherever you are, carry a phone with with a satnav and Google Maps so you know where you are in the Maze and can see where you are going in the dark!

“The LORD is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters, he refreshes my soul. He guides me along the right paths for his name’s sake.”

‭‭Psalm‬ ‭23:1-3‬ ‭NIVUK‬‬

http://bible.com/113/psa.23.1-3.nivuk

 

The Dukes of Hazard

pico-1When I was at school, if anyone had suggested that I would ever do a cross-country run voluntarily, I would have considered them stark raving mad! Yet here I am.  In those heady days of the 1970s, as well as avoiding cross-country, I enjoyed the TV series, the Dukes of Hazard, where the “good ol’ boys” were constantly harassed by the county sheriff Rosco P Coltraine.  I always thought the way he said his name, emphasising the “P” sounded like “Rosco Peco’train” and it’s funny because today’s race was part of the “Peco” league and with steep rooty woodland paths, “Hazard” is definitely the word.

And yet, it was great fun.  Helen, my wife, said that the atmosphere of the pre-race build up, including the fact that each running club has its own tent and flag, reminded her of the Harry Potter film where everyone was gathering for the Quidditch World Championship.  Magic this may not be but it’s a pretty special thing to be involved in!

The point is that no one ever told me that this sort of thing could be fun.  I rather hope things aren’t like this anymore but in my childhood, if you didn’t like doing sport, they simply made you do it.  You can’t ever make someone like anything and forcing them to do it is going to cause them to dislike it even more!

Running a cross-country or running around a field in a race of any description is pretty horrible and why we find it fun is unlikely to become apparent again any time soon, but strangely we do like it.  However, if anyone reading this has children, please don’t make them do it!

“When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.”

1 Corinthians 13:11 New International Version – UK (NIVUK)

 

Events dear boy, events!

2016-12-15-05-24-26When asked what politicians most feared, the late Prime Minister, Harold McMillan famously said “Events dear boy, events” and I think this ought to apply to runners as well.

Im doing the Awesome Running Events 100 mile challenge in December and I have set myself the additional challenge of doing 100 miles before Christmas day (#100byChristmas).  Although I have now reached 74 for the month (which ought to make the 100 by Christmas a “slam dunk”), it’s going to be close to the wire.

I have a Peco Cross Country race (around 4 miles) to run on Sunday, so I’m resting on Saturday and Wakefield Distance League (3 miles) on Tuesday so I’m resting on Monday.  I have to get up to travel for work at an obscenely early time on Wednesday so that gives me Thursday, Friday and Saturday to finish the job.  All still doable but like I say, it’s going to be close.

Boxing Day brings on the Chevin Chase, which last year was a) under water and b) the subject of my very first Marathon Mann blog so another milestone!

“I have seen something else under the sun:

The race is not to the swift
    or the battle to the strong,
nor does food come to the wise
    or wealth to the brilliant
    or favour to the learned;
but time and chance happen to them all.”

Ecclesiastes 9:11 New International Version – UK (NIVUK)