In the immortal words of VIctor Meldrew: “I don’t belieeeeeeeeve it!”. First, I got diagnosed with hypothyroidism (don’t ask), then paroxysmal atrial fibrillation (trust me to get an unpronounceable heart disease), then hypertension (don’t know where that came from), in February of this year I ended up with a chest infection and now, wait for it… I’ve got flipin iron deficiency anaemia!
No wonder I’m not getting any faster despite the training and I’m jolly glad I smelt a rat and went to the doctors! So, I’m on industrial strength iron tablets (presumably made in Scotland from girders) and have the prospect of them sticking things up various parts of my anatomy to try and find out the root cause. Great!
But I’m thankful for the good news: firstly I’m not going mad and I haven’t messed up my training despite all the experience I have and secondly, my GP says that a few weeks of these pills and I’ll be right as rain as far as red blood cell count is concerned and hopefully as far as running’s concerned as well! At 55 (or nearly) WITH my current low blood count, I can still get round the famously challenging Temple Newsam parkrun in just under 27 minutes so I’m thankful for that.
So ever optimistic I say watch out, Marathon Mann may be back soon!
“give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.” 1 Thessalonians 5:18 NIVUK
One of my favourite episodes of Some Mothers Do Ave Em was where Frank created havoc when attending a PR course. He annoyed the host with the mantra “Every day, in every way, I’m getting better and better” which curiously is a real creation of the French self improvement guru Émile Coué. While I couldn’t claim that all that applies to me, I do now have the feeling after scaling back my training, I am making some progress.
I love the sequence in Toy Story 3, where Buzz Lightyear has his “factory reset” button pressed in order to make him think he was a real space ranger again and turn against his friends. While his friends tried to get the real Buzz back they accidentally switched him into Spanish mode and the resulting sequence was halarious!